7. Captain Marvel
He looks like just another normal guy… on paper. He’s got a college degree, a good job, even his own place. But as soon as he opens his mouth, it’s like you’re talking to a 10-year-old. This is the man you see spending a little too much time on Pokemon discussion boards, the one who’s Netflix queue is entirely cartoons.
Put simply, he’s a child trapped in a man’s body. Let’s all just hope he doesn’t end up on “To Catch A Predator”…
6. Martian Manhunter
The internet is his playground. Breaking into secure networks? He phases right through the firewalls. Guessing your Facebook password? It’s like he can read your mind. And he manages to come out on top of every fight, every argument you’ve seen him comment on. It’s like there’s nothing he can’t handle… except flame wars, that is. As soon as the profanity comes out, it’s like he curls up into a little ball and becomes paralyzed with fear. It doesn’t even matter that he’s always got the facts to back his side up, once the other side starts flaming, he’s out for the count.
5. Spider-Man
This guy has his finger on the pulse. He is constantly aware of every meme on the web, and he makes sure you know it too. His Facebook is covered in pictures from places you’ve never even heard of, and he somehow manages to always get his original work stuck on the front page of sites like Tickld and 9Gag. Even George Takei has posted a few of his images. It’s like he’s climbing onto every one of your friend’s walls.
But with great power comes great responsibility, and your greatest fear is that one day, he might just himself into a meme…
